Show off your Bada Bing Parts pride with a shirt! *Models not included. We tried.
 
Select your size, order the shirt, wait by the mailbox and then wash and wear!  People will stop and stare, gawk, and ask you where you bought such a fine piece of swag.  Alas, you can have your own shirt!  Order today!
 
Available in 7 colors. White, white, white, white, white, white, and white.
 
7-10 business day lead time.  Usually faster, but you know... better to underpromise and overdeliver.